Kicks and Giggles
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I went with Jessica to the theatre and bought tickets for a movie–can’t remember which one; but I looked down at them and specifically noticed that the tickets were unripped. We made our way to a lobby that looked more like a furniture store with a fifty foot ceiling. Couches sat at all angles. We... Read More
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That Post-Modernism! by Eric Metaxas (taken from http://www.ericmetaxas.com/humor-postmodernism.html) Spring will be here in three short months, and with it a new publishing season. At Tantalus & Son, Publishers, that means post-modernism! At Tantalus we offer a large selection of the post-modernest books available. And all of our books are handsomely bound,* easy-to-read,* and modestly priced.... Read More
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Alright, I know I’m not suppose to laugh at this, but such is my fate as a junior high school teacher. Apparently, a Slovakian man had been trapped in an avalanche after this week’s major European snowfall. He was on his way to a friend’s house for a vacation when his Audi was covered. He... Read More
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Desperate, Courteous or Stupid?
Alleged Robber Calls Victim For A Date Associated Press: Jan. 24, 2005 05:55 PM – NEW CASTLE, Del. – Police say a man involved in the recent robbery of a Domino’s Pizza delivery woman would be a good candidate for “World’s Dumbest Criminal.” Police say that after two men robbed the woman, one of them... Read More
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Came across some very, very unusual lists as I was surfing. Thought I’d share: Five things I fear I might do if I were a ten-foot-tall monster with metal claws, laser beam eyes, and razor-sharp fangs: 1. Undertake bloody rampage on the set of The View 2. Disembowel line-cutters at Walgreens 3. Devour double-parkers on... Read More
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Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
*NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART* It’s sad that sites like this even exist on the Internet. We live in a sick and twisted world, and it infuriates me to see these poor little plush toys treated this way.
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The joy of owning a domain is checking out what search string led viewers to your site. Here’s a list of my top ten favorite from 2004: | 10. giant gerber daisy (um…) | 9. burlgar photos (how ’bout searching for “spell check” next time) | 8. obedience -dogs (ok, ok… I can see it)... Read More
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Found these while I was diggin’ around on the internet. Thought you might laugh a little… and yes, these are true stories.
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The Leonard Nimoy Should Eat More Salsa Foundation
http://www.lnsemsf.com/ Thank you Drew for making my life complete by introducing me to the official site of the Leonard Nimoy Should Eat More Salsa Foundation. It really is thought provoking and in every way stimulating. Why aren’t there more good causes like this to donate to?!
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Well, I’ve finally found Biblical proof for Jolly Old Saint Nick; I’ll let Zecheriah 2:6 speak for itself: “2:6 Ho, ho, come forth, and flee from the land of the north, saith the LORD:” Aha! There we go, all you skeptics! 😉
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Had this strange dream last night that I was on the steps of the Supreme Court building and this gigantic pig walked up on his hind legs and began to harass my two friends. I could only take it so long. I leapt onto his back and began to wrestle with him, all the while... Read More
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The sun peered through the crytal sky Shafting down upon a world. Filled with towering beasts and untold wonders And skies with clouds unfurled. Across the vast expanse of white and hard Plains gashed with mysterious monuments- Deep circles of black often raging with unseen heat- Came wanderers from below. They marched across the desert,... Read More
