Jesse Needs…

Saw this on Angela’s site (Angela needs therapy!) and thought I’d give it a whirl. Here are the top 10 20 “Jesse needs” on Google:

  1. Jesse needs some reading spectacles.
  2. Jesse needs to release a true autobiography.
  3. Jesse needs an award–I don’t know what, but something for sure.
  4. Jesse needs a forever home that will provide him stability and unconditional love.
  5. Jesse needs money but says no. Bob Ford shoots Jesse in the back.
  6. In my mind, Jesse needs to loosen up.
  7. A thousand a month would help a lot and Jesse needs your help!
  8. If Jesse needs a handgun, we must need bazookas and assault rifles.
  9. Jesse needs to eat more fruits, veggies, milk products & meat.
  10. Jesse needs to work on his game.

Sorry, I couldn’t stop at ten…

  1. Jesse needs your help!
  2. At home and in therapy, Jesse needs support in managing his attention difficulties,
    very high energy, and severe mood swings.
  3. Jesse needs each of us to contribute a minimum of $20.00 by check made payable to the National Infantry Foundation marked “War Dog Memorial.”
  4. Actually, doctors would agree that speed is exactly what a supercharged nut like
    Jesse needs.
  5. Jesse needs a knockout.
  6. Unfortunately, Wisconsin may not meet all of Jesse’s needs.
  7. Jesse needs to be reminded of some simple rules.
  8. Jesse needs a feline friend.
  9. Jesse needs to quit trippin, like he’s some kinda sheperd for lost black sheep.
  10. Jesse needs a *lot* of things. … Surely Ralph Nader would be the better choice.

*gets back to working on game, eyes Nader suspiciously*