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Have you heard? For 1.6 billion junior bacon cheeseburgers. Now let’s see if they can make any Frosties out of the deal.
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This should probably go without saying, but I need to say it lest anyone accuse me of not speaking up and being one sided. I’m glad Mark Foley resigned. His perversion is deplorable and blatant hypocrisy is frightening. I don’t care what color his state is or whether he rides and elephant or a donkey,... Read More
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I don’t feel like writing an expose on senseless violence. It is by definition impossible to explain. When the story of the school shooting in the one room schoolhouse in Lancaster broke earlier in the day, I was so saddened. My wife and I just recently spent our anniversary in Lancaster; we were charmed and... Read More
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Simply Recipes: Eye Meat and Potatoes
It’s such a strange thing to redesign a website that you use all the time. So when Elise approached me about redesigning her world-famous recipe site, I was elated. It’s not every day that you get to make something you have a vested interest in better. And besides, she gave me a recipe for some... Read More
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It’s 2:45 am, and I have to preach in the morning. But I can’t sleep. Today (or yesterday, rather) we went hiking with our YAM group to Onoko Falls. I went to the top of the waterfall for the first time. There’s a huge flat rock at the top that simply ends with a 50... Read More
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A poem concieved upon reading the newspaper and looking around in church: Warm me sun and bathe me brine Here where rolls the gentle tide, Strokes the ocean bottom fine. Close my eyes, suspended low Between the sky and ribboned floor, Anchored, spinning by a toe. Yes, I saw the coming storm; I happened once... Read More
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Astronauts aboard the international space station sounded the alarm when they noticed a foul odor in the station. Those dehydrated baked bean packets are killer.
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UPDATE: “We want to make it clear that if the pope does not appear on TV and apologize for his comments, we will blow up all of Gaza’s churches,” [Lions of Monotheism] said in a statement. (This has inadvertantly become a series.) I ask you this: Has the world gone mad?! Five Christian churches in... Read More
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The Best Way Not To Prove Your Point
UPDATE 2: I guess this is turning into a series. UPDATE: Well, it seems as though the Pope has recanted. At least now we don’t have to worry about seeing him on Al Jazeera with a scimitar at his throat. Not to anyone’s surprise, the furor of most fundamentalist Muslims over the Pope’s remarks (or... Read More
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Let’s file this in the “ok, DUH” category: Pope’s Speech Stirs Muslim Anger » I can’t believe the gall of this guy. First, he is made the veritable head of the Catholic church and then he has the outrageous insolence to speak out against another religion! Come on. The absolute effrontery of pointing out the... Read More
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Anil Dash has written up was really ought to be considered the Cliff Notes version of MT’s scattered documentation. This is a great reference for new users of Movable Type, and it’s especially handy for web designers who want to give their clients something a little less intimidating than SixApart.com.
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Yep, you read that one right. Seems like like there’s alot more to Bruce Banner than even Ang Lee could have dreamed up. Go ahead and check out his diary.
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Hard to believe it was five years ago today. I was in my second year of teaching, leaning up against my desk waiting for students to filter in for our English class. The librarian poked her head in and told me to turn on the radio, that a plane had hit the World Trade Center.... Read More
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Easy Templating with Individual Entry Archives
If you’re like me, you don’t like to code in theory. You’re constantly rebuilding your templates to be sure that everything looks the way you want it to. This is fine when you’re working with an index template. You can simply rebuild that one template and view your changes. But making changes to your individual... Read More
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