Author: Jesse

  • My Life, in ASCII

    November 27, 2007

    A self-portrait done ASCII-style...

  • She’s A Great Cook, It’s Just…

    November 17, 2007

    My wife is a fantastic cook. In fact, her recipe website is getting almost as much traffic as my blog. And her food is to die for. What I find absolutely hilarious, though, is that the #1 keyword people are typing to find her site is cornbread: Why is that funny? Because of all the... Read More

  • Movable Type Community Solutions: First Impressions

    November 17, 2007

    I cracked open MTCS for the first time tonight for a project I’m working on. Here are my initial thoughts, in no particular order: 1. Custom Fields built-in. This is the first MT shipping as a full-fledged CMS. You can create custom fields for entries, pages, categories, users and folders. Blogs should really be on... Read More

  • Waiting For Import, Meanwhile Curious Things

    November 16, 2007

    First, a confession. No. Rather, a determination. I keep waiting for the monumental things to happen before posting to my journal, but that’s just a ludicrous approach. Most of life is made up of passing moments that are soon forgotten. Trouble is, I’m a mite pretentious at times—I lamented this last year about the pretense... Read More

  • My Alien Abduction

    November 14, 2007

    So this is what the people who wander the streets at 4am see.

  • Twittering Isn’t Just For Pansies

    November 9, 2007

    First, kudos to Joy for the reminder that not everyone knows about Twitter. Now, lest you all, upon seeing “Jesse is twittering:” in my Facebook status, think that I’m “giggling nervously” or “tittering” all the time, allow me to explain. What Is Twitter? Twitter is a social network and microblogging site that lets you post... Read More

  • Five Things You Need To Know About Movable Type Open Source

    November 6, 2007

    In June, Six Apart announced that it would be offering it’s flagship product, Movable Type, under an open source model later this year. Lots of speculation has been swirling around it, so here are a few things you should know about Movable Type Open Source: 1. MTOS will be released under a GPL license. “If... Read More

  • Monday Morning Smile Fodder

    October 29, 2007

    My delicate little wife:

  • Flat Stanley’s Comeuppance

    October 19, 2007

    So I go out to the garage today only to find Flat Stanley had been playing around the riding mower again (despite my warnings to the contrary). I’m not quite sure how he managed to turn the tractor on, engage the mower and still fall underneath; but there he was, right where the mower spat... Read More

  • A Simple Translation Tool For Your Site

    October 16, 2007

    File this under cool things you can do when your website is built properly. Put this module on your sidebar to give your site international flair by letting your users choose to read your site in their own language (courtesy Google Translate). The more real text you’ve got on the site (read: not images), the... Read More

  • Army Desktop Wallpaper

    October 15, 2007

    Put this together for my brother-in-law and thought perhaps others might enjoy. Sorry Dad. (Semper Fi!) This is a widescreen wallpaper (1280×800). If anyone wants other sizes, let me know.

  • Essential CSS Tricks: Image Frames

    October 15, 2007

    Images and Frames… What’s a Blog To Do? The initial draft I created for the new Plasticmind.com had rounded frames with drop shadows for the portfolio thumbnails. Now, I had to create each thumbnail by hand anyhow, so I could have just applied the frame and drop shadow in Photoshop. However, after deciding to pull... Read More

  • The Good, The Bad, The Ukulele

    October 10, 2007

    Never underestimate the power of tiny guitars in large groups.

  • Rotating Banner Ads MT Style

    October 10, 2007

    10/10/2007: Updated for Movable Type 4.x A recent customer asked me if they could have an easy to manage banner ad setup, with the ability to add advertisements and specify links and alternate text. All of this while being able to manage them easily. Sounds like a job for… Movable Type! Despite the title, this... Read More

  • They’re Like Armpits

    October 10, 2007

    I know, everybody’s got excuses and they all stink. But for about a week now, I haven’t been able to log into my MT install. Something about SchemaVersions, database upgrade loops and My Little Pony. And that’s one hundred percent the reason I haven’t posted in a long, long time. Maybe.