Extreme Home Makeover: PlasticMind Edition

We east coasters get all giddy when television shows come around. I know, I know, it’s old hat for you Californians; but we don’t see them too often outside our living room, so it’s nice when they’re in town. The Extreme Makeover: Home Edition crew is putting up a house (the reveal is tomorrow) about five minutes from our church, so I took an hour on Friday to stop by and see if I could get some good footage.

Turns out I arrived just in time for the demolition! I managed to slip past the barriers and got a really good spot right across the street from the house they tore down. And so I present to you, without further ado, my rendition of how this sappy show should be done. Ok, ok, one more ado: that’s no mistake at the end; Ty ran the whole bathtub drop scene like ten times. Now, on with the show:

PS: (Cameo appearances by Mom Gardner and Momma Clum.)