0’s and 1’s

A collection of posts about technology and how it affects us. Beware: many of these articles don’t age well.

  • Southwestern Macbook

    December 31, 2007

    I didn’t take pictures, so you’ll have to use your imagination. My wife and I were just sitting down to quesadillas and an episode of West Wing. We had just failed our first attempt to make cheese (who knew that too much heat during the curdling process would turn mozzarella into ricotta?) and we needed... Read More

  • Anyone Want My Box Lunch?

    December 15, 2007

    Cardboard White was a good idea. I wanted it to be a central place where people could get together and start up their own conversations on anything and everything. But a few things happened that I hadn’t thought about: Forums stopped being trendy. I attribute this in part to the boom in large social networks... Read More

  • My Life, in ASCII

    November 27, 2007

    A self-portrait done ASCII-style...

  • What’s on Your Desktop?

    June 6, 2007

    Maybe it’s just me, but I’m crazy OCD about my desktop wallpaper. It can’t be so loud that it distracts from my icons, and yet I can’t seem to settle for black. For a few years there, I had a subscription to Digital Blasphemy, and got some truly fantastic wallpaper, but it was so pretty... Read More

  • 10 Ways Movable Type 4 Will Rock Your Blog

    June 5, 2007

    It was 5 am, and I was headed off to bed after pulling an all-nighter on a client’s project; and who of all people writes me, but Arvind sending over the news that MT 4 beta has just gone public. I couldn’t let this one go without saying something. While it’s by no means the... Read More

  • Shutdown Day

    March 23, 2007

    Tomorrow (Sat, Mar 24) is the official Shutdown Day, when everyone turns all their computers off and goes outside, gets away from it all. How appropriate, since I’m about to turn my computer off for the last time at the old apartment. I’ll catch ya’ll on the other side! (Sun, Mar 26)

  • Hello

    February 26, 2007

    Hello, and welcome to the iPhone’s coming out video. This is Apple’s first ad for the iPhone, and was about the only excitement I experienced during the 2007 Oscars. A hundred points (redeemable at all participating Waffle Houses) if you can name each actor/actress. A hundred thousand points if you buy me one. PS: The... Read More

  • The Voodoo-Magic of Google Ranking

    February 3, 2007

    Last century, it was the bunny ears; this century, Google ranking is today’s voodoo-magic. Nobody knows exactly how it works, but everybody’s got their hunches. What we do know (or think we know) is that Google factors in things like word placement and frequency along with inbound links to weigh relevancy. For example, in 2003,... Read More

  • I’m A Crossover Artist

    January 27, 2007

    My dad has been a PC guy as long as I can remember. And because he used to write security software for banks, he’d always have the cutting edge computer, and I’d get last year’s model. I was the only kid on the block who had a IBM PC Jr. Come to think of it,... Read More

  • Get To Know Your PC

    November 15, 2006

    John Hodgman, to be precise. This self-proclaimed expert-of-everything has recently gained pop-culture fame as the PC on the “I’m a PC and I’m a Mac” commercials. Funny thing is, he’s a devout Mac fan. Read his humorous interview with the Phoenix or visit his unusual website.

  • Mac Fever

    October 15, 2006

    I have good news and bad news. The good news is that my Mac Pro arrived safely in the mail (all 67 lbs. of it). The bad news is that I don’t feel very well at all. It must be experiencing the DTs of the computer world. I’ve been a PC user ever since I... Read More

  • GooTube

    October 10, 2006

    Have you heard? For 1.6 billion junior bacon cheeseburgers. Now let’s see if they can make any Frosties out of the deal.

  • Baby Got Mac

    October 6, 2006

    Hello Jesse D. Gardner, Thank you for shopping at the Apple Store online. We’re processing your order now. Visit Order Status to view your order details and track your shipment. If you’d like to change your order, please log in to Your Account. Best regards, The Apple Store Team *shivers with delight*

  • Simply Recipes: Eye Meat and Potatoes

    October 1, 2006

    It’s such a strange thing to redesign a website that you use all the time. So when Elise approached me about redesigning her world-famous recipe site, I was elated. It’s not every day that you get to make something you have a vested interest in better. And besides, she gave me a recipe for some... Read More

  • The Gospel According to Mozilla

    August 26, 2006

    In the spirit of my Firefox-as-a-dictionary post a few weeks ago, here’s a few more quick smart keyword tips that have made my Bible study just a little faster. Using FireFox for Bible Study When it comes to serious Bible study, I use e-Sword, the best, most comprehensive and free-est Bible program out there. But... Read More